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Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama's so hairy, if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet
Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her
Yo mama' so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers
Yo mama's so hairy, when she went to Remington and said "Shave this!" the salesman died laughing
Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock
Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on
Yo mama's so hairy, when I took her to a pet store they locked her in a cage
Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth
Yo mama's so hairy, people run up to her and say "Chewie, can I get your autograph?"
Yo mama's so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca in Star Wars
Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker
Yo mama's so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her back
Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds
Yo mama's so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men
 

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