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A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all p... more

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A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin... more

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A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family... more

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A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Mum had only... more

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Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping... more

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Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the bab... more

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Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin ta night schoo... more

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Did you hear about Mrs Dimwits new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because i... more

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Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didnt push the pram - she pulled it.... more

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Do you like your new baby sister? Shes all right. Do you play with her? No, and we cant even send her back because shes... more

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Doctor, doctor, my babys swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.... more

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Fred: My mums having a new baby. Drew: Whats wrong with the old one?... more

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How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.... more

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How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didnt take it far enough into the woods.... more

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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.... more

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How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.... more

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How does a baby ghost cry?"Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"... more

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I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didnt say whether its a boy or girl. So I dont know if Im an... more

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I see the babys nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Cant you think of... more

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It cant go on! It cant go on! What cant go on? This babys vest ? its too small for me.... more

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Knock knock. Whos there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.... more

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Knock knock. Whos there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?... more

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Knock KnockWhos there !Baby !Baby who ?Baby love, my baby love.... !... more

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Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived... more

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Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?Daughter: You told me to change the baby.... more

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Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "... more

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Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I dont think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their b... more

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Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, thats right. Well, I dont blame God for chucking her out.... more

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My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as hes healthy.... more

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Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They dont make Pampers small enough.... more

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Q: Whats brown and in a babys diaper? A: Michael Jacksons hand !!... more

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Q: Whats pink and red and cant turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.... more

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Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: An angel... more

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Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities"... more

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Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The e... more

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What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.... more

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What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Wheres Pop Corn?... more

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.... more

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What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more

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What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.... more

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What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?Infantry !... more

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What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?A cry for Alp !... more

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What does a baby computer call his father?Data.... more

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What is a baby bee? A little humbug.... more

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What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.... more

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What was the policemans babys first words ?Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !... more

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What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.... more

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When a baby is learning to eat, shouldnt he have an L-plate?... more

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Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).... more

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Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Biggers baby? Mrs Biggers baby, because hes a little Bigger.... more





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