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A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "Whats wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, l... more

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A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l... more

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Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep count... more

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Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping... more

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Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall... more

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Doctor, doctor, Im having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe its your bed. Oh, Im all right at night, its in the da... more

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Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider.... more

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How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it.... more

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How can you shorten a bed?Dont sleep long in it.... more

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !... more

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I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake... more

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I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade.... more

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I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and... more

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Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.... more

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Id love you to stay the night, but Im afraid youll have to make your own bed. Oh, thats all right, I dont mind at all.Ri... more

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Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!... more

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Mother: Did you make your bed today?Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.... more

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Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasnt been made up yet.... more

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Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!... more

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The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which w... more

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Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. A... more

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Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?"... more

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more

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What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !... more

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What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.... more

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What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... more

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.... more

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.... more

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What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!... more

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When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more

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When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more

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When Mr Maxwells wife left him, he couldnt sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.... more

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Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.... more

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Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.... more

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Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?He wanted to see how long he slept.... more

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.... more

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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept.... more

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Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay.... more

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?To draw the curtains !... more

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Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.... more

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Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to them.... more

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Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you.... more

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Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !... more

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Why shouldnt you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying.... more

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Witch: Doctor, doctor, I dont feel well. Doctor: Dont worry, youll just have to go to bed for a spell.... more

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You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill l... more





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