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"Well, children," said the cannibal cooking teacher. "What did you make of the new English teacher?" "Burgers, maam."... more

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1st Cannibal: I dont know what to make of my boyfriend these days.2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?... more

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A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested, "You cant eat me ? Im the m... more

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A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested... more

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A cannibals dillema: If God didnt want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?... more

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A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally th... more

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Cannibal Boy: Ive brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and well have him tomorrow.... more

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Cannibal: Mom, mom, Ive been eating a missionary and I feel sick !Mom: Well, you know what they say - you cant keep a go... more

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Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to ma... more

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Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.... more

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Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncles wife? He was an aunteater.... more

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Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.... more

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Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?He said he wanted to grill his suspects.... more

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Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian?He couldnt stop eating swedes.... more

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Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.... more

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First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."... more

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First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight.Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boile... more

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First cannibal: I cant find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungles full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but t... more

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First cannibal: I dont know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?... more

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First cannibal: My wifes a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hou... more

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First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?... more

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First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ?Second cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper !... more

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First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.... more

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How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.... more

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How can you help a starving cannibal?Give them a hand !... more

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.... more

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Q. What did the cannibals wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.... more

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The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in. "Your Majesty," he said, "the slaves are revolting!"... more

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The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord m... more

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Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But Im... more

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Two cannibals were having lunch. Your girlfriend makes a great soup, said one to the other.Yes! agreed the first. But, U... more

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Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I dont like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put... more

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Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, I dont like your friend.The other one replied, Well put h... more

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Was the principals brother really a missionary?He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands their first... more

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What did the cannibal have for lunch?Baked beings (beans).... more

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What did the cannibal say to the explorer?Nice to meat you!... more

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and py... more

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What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldnt eat another mortal.... more

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What did the cannibals parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ?Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!... more

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What do cannibal say when they say grace?We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!... more

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What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast?Weedie Bix!!... more

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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?Vitamin bills!... more

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What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels.... more

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What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.... more

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What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.... more

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What happened to the cannibal lion?He had to swallow his pride!... more

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What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?He went down really well !... more

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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.... more

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What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.... more

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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionarys ear?He had his first taste of Christianity!... more





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