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"Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver. "Theres a tree coming straight for us!"... more

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"When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step.""If you miss your step and hit your head,... more

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"Wheres the car?" asked Professor Delberts wife when he got home. "Did I take it out?" "Yes, you drove it to school this... more

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A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said, Its... more

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A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train... more

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A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, a... more

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A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "Ive circled the block for 20 minutes. Im late f... more

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A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didntyou se... more

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A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic. Every block or so, when they were stopped at a stop light, the driver o... more

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A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hells Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old m... more

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A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker.It gets dark and the hitch-hiker falls asleep. Sud... more

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A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver... more

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A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and hes stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The s... more

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A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expen... more

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A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since hes in need of petrol, the man... more

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A man is driving down the road for a long period of time. During his travel, he sees a priest with a gas can hitch hikin... more

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A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-po... more

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A man walks into an auto parts store and says "Id like a rear view mirror for my Yugo."The man behind the counter thinks... more

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A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road. As they passed each other,... more

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A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked... more

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A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more

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A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more

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A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the l... more

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A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me upThe man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for... more

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A motorist ran into a shop. "Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the manager. "Oh dear," said the... more

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A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outsid... more

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a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says"alright John, how you getting on today?"... more

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A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life . "Hey Roadway dri... more

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A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly... more

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A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railwa... more

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A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man drivingthat he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone."I was only going 40... more

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A tiny racing car was developed by American scientists. The Americans then sent the car over to Japan to see what the Ja... more

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A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him... more

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A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but c... more

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A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my drivers license and would like to use the family car."Father replies,... more

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After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can removethe wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialisteq... more

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After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, andinsane regulations at the department of motor vehic... more

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An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the... more

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Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts... more

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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wifes voice urgently warni... more

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Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a... more

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Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mil... more

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Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed ou... more

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Brother: How do you top a car ?Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.... more

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Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"... more

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Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!... more

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Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ?Last Winter she was knoc... more

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Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was ridin... more

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Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "I... more

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Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60."Tom looked at him, a... more





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