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A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver,caught u... more

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Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton... more

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Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy".O... more

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Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. Theyre called "The Johnson Years".... more

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Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene.... more

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During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy... more

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Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in acar together in Kans... more

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Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat shes pregnant! She is furious. Here just became... more

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How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl in high school.... more

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If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win?Dan Quayle. Hes... more

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In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleepwith President Clinton?" 86% replied, "Not again"... more

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Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they... more

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One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: HELP! HELP!When the boys... more

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One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washingtons ghost in the White House. "George, what is the best thing I co... more

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President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillarys room. She complains that its the ugliest room in the... more

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President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One. Under each... more

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Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship withMonica Lewinsky?Pres: Improper? ... Aint nothing impr... more

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Q. What do you get when you cross a crookedpolitician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea Clinton... more

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Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved?A: The United States of America.... more

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Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clintons election?A: Its gonna be called the... more

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Q: Did you hear that the Clintons had Air Force 1 remodeled?A: Now its got two left wings.... more

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Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore?A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.... more

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Q: Did you know that Clintons cat can play Chess?A: Inside Information: The cat isnt really all that good at Chess. The... more

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Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike?A: Both arent as successful when theyre not on grass.... more

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Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House?A: There is White-out on the screen.... more

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Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow?A: By the wise look in the eyes.... more

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Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies?A: Hes the stiff one.... more

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Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He seems to have thought Clint... more

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Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this o... more

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Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face?A: If his lips are moving, then hes lying.... more

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Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]?A: Hes got his jogging suit on.... more

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Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?A: They were dating the same girl in high school.... more

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Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck?A: Trying to save both faces.... more

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Q: How does Bill Clinton say "Im about to hurt you"?A: "Trust me."... more

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Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give h... more

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Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America?A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels.... more

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Q: How is Clintons health care reform a lot like his haircut?A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks.... more

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Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: He doesnt! He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", a... more

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Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None--Hell only promise "change."... more

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Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Two--One to promise hell do it better than anyone else a... more

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Q: How many Clinton administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two--one to screw the bulb into th... more

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Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. They like to keep him in the dark!... more

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Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?A: One--she just holds the bulb and the world revolves... more

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Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, whod land first?A: Who cares!... more

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Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved?A: T... more

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Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury?A: When hes sworn in.... more

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Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.... more

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Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they h... more

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Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?A: Neither one is very bright.... more

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Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common?A: They havent had any brains for the last thirty years.... more





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