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"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stopdrinking, smoking and running around until... more

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"Hello?" the blonde responded answering the phone. Hearing no response, she repeated, "Hello?""Ill bet you want me to co... more

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A 90 year man finally gets to see a Dr. and the dr. asks him what the problem is, the man says he wants the Dr. to lower... more

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A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Com... more

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A blonde and a brunette were talking. The brunette complained, "Everytime my boyfriend brings home flowers, I have to to... more

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A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how shed do. The blond... more

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A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Bring me a beer."The bartender t... more

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A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor. She explains the problem to the doctor who asks... more

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A bus stops and this old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually harassed, and the driver thinks nothi... more

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A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him... more

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A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his househe found that his bride had disappeared. He got ve... more

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A couple was having some trouble, so they did the right thing and went to amarriage counselor. After a few visits, and a... more

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A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist, and cannot see cond... more

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A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth... and on the back: ...... more

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A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minuteslater, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from... more

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A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. They didn... more

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A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porchtogether, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a coole... more

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A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do "69". "What th... more

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A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "Im going to acostume party, I want to go as Adam." The girl brings outa fig le... more

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A guy is strolling along a sandy beach one day when he comes acrossa very old bottle. Hes just dusting it off when two r... more

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A guy waiting at the bus stop wearing chains, leather jaket, and leather pants and his hair in long spikes each a differ... more

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A guy walked into the doctors surgery for an appointment. "Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty blonde re... more

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A guy went out on the golf course took a high-speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground.... more

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A husband and wife are in bed watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire".The husband asks for sex.The wife says, "No." >He... more

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A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playinglike they want to, so they decide to take priva... more

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A knight and his men returned to their castle after a hard day of fighting. "Howare we faring?" asked the king. "Sire!"... more

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A lady walks into the dentists office, takes off her underwear, sits down on the chair and spreads her legs wide open. "... more

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A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother,"Mom, whats sex?" His mother, who believed i... more

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A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands directly nextto the barber chair, while her dad gets h... more

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A little old lady shaking violently as she walks in to the pharmacy asks the salesperson "do you sell vibrators". Surpri... more

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A male market researcher was calling on homes on behalf of Vaseline. A woman answered the door."Do you use Vaseline?" as... more

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A man and woman are riding up in an elevator.The man looks at the woman and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"She replies,... more

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A man comes home from work one night to catch his blonde girlfriend sliding down the banister naked. He blurts out, "Wha... more

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A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor forwhat seems like days, he is ready to go. E... more

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you have to help me!"The doctor asks, "Whats your problem?"The guy says, "Every... more

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A man got on a plane and sat next to a blonde, after sitting for awhile she sneezed, took out a tissue and whipped her b... more

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A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place... more

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A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go Bear hunting.He tells his wife, "Youve got three choices; you can go... more

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A man walked into an appliance store and asked the price of a 25" remote controlled color television set. "One dollar,"... more

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A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs an... more

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A man went into a store to buy some condoms. "Thats 1 dollar 15 plus tax," said the store assistant. "I dont need tacks,... more

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A market researcher called at a house and his knockwas answered by a young woman with three smallchildren running around... more

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A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldnttell his wife that he had spoken about sex,... more

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A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was onthe run. He broke into a house and tied up the youn... more

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A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in aManhattan bar and spent the rest of the eveni... more

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A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. "Pleasedescribe," said his attorney, "the inciden... more

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A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having sex... more

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A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper. The patrolman told him to get out of the truck, and noticed that the... more

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A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "Ive got a bigproblem, doctor.""Every time were in bed and my husband climax... more

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A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her former husband,Walter Smith. Saint Peter said, "We have fiv... more





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