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"Why are you studying your Easter candy?""Im trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate eg... more

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A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he... more

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Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy wont giv... more

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Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator!... more

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Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?Its a tender tail!... more

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Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh, yes. Hes a rabbit fan!... more

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How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!... more

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How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!... more

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santas elves during the off-season.... more

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How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!... more

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How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of bare-obics.... more

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How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille ONeal? Theyre both famous for stuffing baskets!... more

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How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket wont be empty.... more

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How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!... more

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What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?It took ears off his life!... more

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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!... more

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What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"? The Easter Elephant.... more

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What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? An Easter bunnet!... more

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What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing?The e-aster bunny.... more

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What is a dogs favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones!... more

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What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?By hare (air) mail.... more

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What is the Easter Bunnys favourite kind of story? A cotton tale!... more

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What is the Easter Bunnys favourite sport? Basket-ball, of course!... more

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What is the Easter Bunnys favourite state capital? Albunny, New York!... more

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What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering.... more

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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy? Smelly beans!... more

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!... more

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?The Easter Blarney!... more

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!... more

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?Hop suey!... more

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Whats big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!... more

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Whats long and stylish and full of cats? The Easter Purrade!... more

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Whats pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky peoples foot!... more

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Whats red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? Coloured scrambled eggs... more

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Whats the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?Ones a hare-head and the others an air-head!... more

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Whats yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!... more

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Where did the Easter Bunny go to college? Johns Hopkins!... more

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Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball.... more

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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?To a re-tail store!... more

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Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny!... more

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Who is the Easter Bunnys favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!... more

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Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?" "Because it doesnt taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."... more

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!... more

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!... more

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Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket?I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!... more

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Why do we paint Easter eggs?Because its easier than trying to wallpaper them!... more

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Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because its always on a sundae!... more

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Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!... more

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Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket?He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!... more

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Would you like something from my Easter basket?"Sure!""Here. Have some plastic grass."... more





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