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A fire broke out in a six story apartment building last week in a near by town. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette esca... more

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A fire chief died and went to heaven. When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get in to the pearly gates.He told... more

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A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the nearby town was called to put the... more

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A firefighter died and went to hell where he finds a wall of clocks.After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his fr... more

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A fireman and policeman died and both went to heaven where they were issued their wings with the warningthat if they had... more

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A man calls the fire department and says, "Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed,... more

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A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained:"You... more

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After the fire-truck arrived at a burning building in a small Spanish town, the firemen observed a man dressed in a mata... more

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All of the firefighters at my station are quick. Theyre even "fast" asleep!... more

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During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble. A woman was stuck on the fourth floor with her baby... more

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here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen who always went bird hunting together and they always rented ahunting dog name... more

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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.... more

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If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P... more

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One day a boy was drowning in a near by lake. A firefighter swam out and pulled the boy up onto the beachand began CPR.... more

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Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them?A. Hosea and Hoseb... more

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Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You dont get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.... more

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Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A.The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.... more

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Q. What does CHAOS stand for?A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.... more

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Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have? A. Engineers.... more

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Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand.... more

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Q.How do you put out a fire? A.Take away the HEAT , FUEL , OXYGEN , or the CHIEF!... more

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Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ? A. FireWeb .... of course!... more

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Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen?A: It says they came from afir (a fire, a far).... more

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Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire? A: Lawn chair.... more

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Q: What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?A: FIRETRUCK.... more

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Q: Why dont Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.... more

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Seems the Shah of Iran was visiting Disneyland with his young son. The son seemed to be having a good timebut had that l... more

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The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning."Mr Graham sir, White Hart Lane is on fire!""... more

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The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town had just been buried. The last words of the service over, his friends and famil... more

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There was a huge fire at a big city soda factory. The city company was losing ground and the owner wasfrantic. He told t... more

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Three firefighters went out on a hunting trip. There was a rookie, a captain, and a chief. The weather wasmisrable and t... more

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Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop...suddenly the Towns Fire Alarm went off ... one jumped up and headed for the... more

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? "Holy smoke!"... more

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What did the firemans wife get for Christmas ?A ladder in her stocking !... more

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What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles?The fire department.... more

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When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper w... more

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When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate theproper wa... more

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders?To keep their pants up.... more





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