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"Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Janes best friend."Why shoul... more

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"I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?""There sure were. If there hadnt been, it would h... more

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"I didnt see you in church last Sunday, Nigel. I hear you were out playing football instead." "Thats not true, vicar. An... more

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"Whats the biggest fish you ever caught?" "That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "Thats not so big!"... more

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A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the game wa... more

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A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world... more

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A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed,... more

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A guy rings his boss and says "I cant come to work todayThe boss asks why and the guy says "its my eyes.""Whats wrong wi... more

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A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. "Have you had any bites?" asked the seco... more

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A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well know... more

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A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a r... more

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A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish.One day while he was on one of his frequent fi... more

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An Irish priest loved to fly fish, it was an obsession of his. So far this year the weather had been so bad that he hadn... more

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An old lady saw a little boy with a fishing-rod over his shoulder and a jar of tadpoles in his hand walking through the... more

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Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with no luck, not even a nibble. Cold and tired he is about to leave, when a g... more

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Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the... more

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Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny? Boy: Im not fishing, Im drowning worms.... more

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Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish. Fishing rule #2: The worse your line i... more

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Fishing season hasnt opened and a fisherman who doesnt have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and... more

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George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish.On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish... more

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Have you seen the new fishing website?No, its not online yet.... more

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Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he ha... more

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Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didnt catch anything?By the time they cut a hole big eno... more

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Henrys son, David, burst into the house, crying. His mother asked him what the problem was."Daddy and I were fishing, an... more

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How did the fishs tail get stuck in the anchor chain?It was just a fluke!... more

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How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !... more

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How do the fish get to school ? By octobus !... more

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How do you communicate with a fish?You drop it a line!... more

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How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!... more

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How do you post a fish? You send it COD ... or first bass mail... more

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How do you tune a fish?With its scales!... more

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How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS bi... more

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How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat... more

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How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out?I dont know the answer but I think Im nearly... more

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I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said "its me or your fishing."Gee I miss her.... more

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I was glad when one fish got away.There just wasnt room in the boat for both of us!... more

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If youre fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY??? The ice will crack up!... more

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It was well known that a certain lake was very poor for fishing up north, but a game warden happened to notice that one... more

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Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, Im serious!... more

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MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, OBannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. As he sat there on aft... more

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Many years ago, a fishermans wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldnt thi... more

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Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him... more

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One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line c... more

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One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "The... more

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One day, two guys Joe and Bob were out fishing. A funeral service passes over the bridge theyre fishing by, and Bob take... more

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One mans hobby was fishing, he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather. One Sunday... more

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Q. What is the difference between a fish and a piano? A. You cant tuna fish.... more

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Q. Where do fish sleep?A. In a river bed... more

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Q. Where does a fish keep his moneyA. In the River Bank!... more

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Q: How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four, one to change the light bulb and three to brag about h... more





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