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A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, Who... more

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A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone book and finds the... more

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Do Apes kiss?Yes, but never on the first date!... more

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Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas?Apesy daisy!... more

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How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper?The elevator was broken!... more

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How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge?He had seen a sign saying, Uncle Simian Wants You!... more

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How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy Calendar?She was Miss Ape-ril!... more

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How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?She was the beast of the show!... more

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?He barked g-r-r-r-illa!... more

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How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!... more

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How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?Theyll both bite at anything!... more

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How do you make a Gorilla float?Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!... more

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How do you make a Gorilla laugh?Tell it an elephant joke!... more

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How do you make a Gorilla stew?You keep it waiting for three hours!... more

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How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!... more

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How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?Hold up your arm and say Go back, you didnt say May I?... more

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How does a Gorilla become another animal?When a Mafia don hires a big Gorilla to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes t... more

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If George Rafts wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft?... more

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If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have?A very large bedroom.... more

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If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become?Wet!... more

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Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head?A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!... more

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Q. Why does Rilla get mad when hes in a race? A. Because all his friends shout, "GO-RILLA!"... more

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Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?A: Rhesus Pieces.... more

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Q: Whats black and dangerous and lives in a tree?A: A gorilla with a machine gun.... more

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Q: Why are gorillas so noisy?A: They were raised in a zoo!... more

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Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?A: Because it was dead.... more

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Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?A: They have big fingers.... more

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What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?As little as possible, dummy!... more

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?Paul, stop monkeying... more

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What did the Gorilla call his first wife?His prime-mate!... more

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What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign, Clean Washroom?He cleaned it!... more

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What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper?Listen baby, I think Im falling for you!... more

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What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?Listen, hotshots, dont monkey aroun... more

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What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?Ape Suzettes!... more

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What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?Anything it wants!... more

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What does a Gorilla attorney study?The Law of the jungle!... more

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What does a Gorilla learn first in school?The Apey-cees!... more

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?I cant help it - she brings out the beast in me!... more

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What gives a gorilla good taste?Four years in an Ivy League school!... more

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What happened when the Ape won the door prize?He didnt take it - he already had a door!... more

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, youd listen!... more

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!... more

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What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?A banana split!... more

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What is the Ape monsters name?Godzilla Gorilla!... more

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What political party entices most Gorillas?The Treepublican Party!... more

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?It would drink the brandy it would carry and act l... more

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Whats black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.?A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!... more

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Whats black, hairy, and writes under water?A ball-point gorilla!... more

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Whats hairy and flies through the air?Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!... more

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When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!... more





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