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A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barbers chair and said, "Ill have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber b... more

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A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, "Howd you get such lovely blonde hair" Taking her han... more

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A guy walks in to the Barbershop. Barber says, "What will it be today?" Guy says, "well I want it going with my waves on... more

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a guy was teased everywhere of his totally noticably bald head! Afta goin thru yrs of this, he decided that he should sa... more

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A little girl climbed into her grandfathers lap and studied his white, balding head. She ran her fingers along the deep... more

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A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicu... more

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A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a cl... more

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A man sitting in a barbers chair noticed that the barbers hands were very dirty. When he commented on this, the barber e... more

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A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would... more

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A punk walked into a barbers shop and sat in an empty chair. "Haircut, sir?" asked the barber. "No, just change the oil,... more

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A woman was cutting her husbands thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack. She ofered a ki... more

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After accepting an invitation to dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants to lighten the mood and... more

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Americas oldest lady was 115 years old today, and she hasnt got a grey hair on her head. How come? Shes completely bald.... more

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Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didnt c... more

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Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat.... more

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Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir.Customer: Im not surprised - hurry up, will you?... more

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Customer: Couldnt you see I was going bald?Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.... more

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Customer: Why did you take off so much hair?Barber: I didnt, nature beat me to it.... more

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Customer: Why doesnt my hairline look good?Barber: Its on the same old head.... more

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Customer: Why is my hairline receding?Barber: Its not. Your scalp is advancing.... more

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Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in ?Yes, here is a paper bag !... more

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Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few pounds of pig manure? Will that cure my baldn... more

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First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didnt turn a hair! Second boy: Im not surprised - your dads bald!... more

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For what person do all men take off their hats?The barber.... more

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Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity its not on her head!... more

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How can you avoid falling hair?Get out of the way.... more

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How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short.... more

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How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.... more

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I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald.... more

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I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one !... more

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If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive?On clipper ships.... more

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Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?... more

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Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer. "No," said Mom. "... more

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Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ?Sharon: No, why ?Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.... more

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Knock KnockWhos there !Barber !Barber who ?Barberd wire !... more

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Look at that bald man over there. Its the first time Ive seen a parting with ears.... more

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My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come? When hes finished, your face is full of short cuts.... more

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Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg gets invited to a costume party. Being shy and self-conscious about his appearan... more

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Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A: It matches their mustaches.... more

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Teacher: I see you dont cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.... more

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The Sunday School teacher asked if any of the childrens parents had quoted from the Bible in the past week. Little Timmy... more

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There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed... more

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two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one starts complaining about being bald. the other guy says to have a tra... more

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What do you call a high-priced barber shop?A clip joint.... more

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What do you call a pen with no hair ?A bald point !... more

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What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ?A fair cop !... more

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What do you call a proton with big hair? A froton.... more

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What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald? Sir!... more

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?Permanent waves !... more

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an all-over perm.... more





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