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A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. "Are you here as a ghost?" asked his friends. "No," he repli... more

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A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head.Are you here as a ghost ? asked his friendsNo, Im an undercov... more

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A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Hallowee... more

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At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldnt make it to the store in time to get sna... more

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Doctor, doctor, Im so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.... more

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Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?"Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"... more

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How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !... more

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!... more

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One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the bigg... more

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Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets.... more

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Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.... more

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Q: Whats Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.... more

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!... more

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What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.... more

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What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick-or-tweet!"... more

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What do fishermen say on Halloween? "Trick-or-trout!"... more

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What do rednecks do on Halloween?Pump-kin!... more

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween ?They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !... more

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What do witches eat at Halloween ?Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !... more

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What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devils food cake and Boo-berry pie.... more

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What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!... more

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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.... more

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What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ?No one moved. They couldnt stir without her.... more

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What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldnt stir without her.... more

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What is a childss favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.... more

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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?Mash-scara!... more

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What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?An amoeboo!... more

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!... more

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!... more

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Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour.... more

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Wheres the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating? On the psycho path!... more

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Who turns the lights off at halloween ?The lights witch !... more

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Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because theres lots of school spirit!... more

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Why arent burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?Theyre used to people goblin them!... more

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?It was for tick or tweet !... more

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?He was going as a banana.... more

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Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.... more

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Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.... more

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Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up hi... more

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Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!... more





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