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A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them How do you like... more

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A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the ter... more

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A Director arrives below and is met by Satan who shows him around. Turns out that Hell is a gigantic movie studio with t... more

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A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates.The doctor said how hed healed the sick, help... more

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A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever... more

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A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever... more

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A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are... more

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A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together.St. Peter greets them at the pea... more

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A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"The man says, "Methodist."St. Peter looks down his list... more

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A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions."Sure," GOD says, "Go... more

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A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entran... more

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A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. Come with m... more

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A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get in, get in!" The religo... more

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An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual questionnaire. "What sort of acc... more

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An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. "How did you get here?" he asked. And the new angel replied, "Flu..."... more

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Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big chain-link fence. W... more

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Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men t... more

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How do angels greet each other? They say, Halo.... more

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In Heaven:The cooks are French,The policemen are English,The mechanics are German,The lovers are Italian,The bankers are... more

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It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Upon encountering the Pearly Gates, they w... more

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Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you cant get toheaven?Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker youll get th... more

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Morty the producer dies and goes to purgatory. The agent behind the counter says "So Morty, whats it gonna be Heaven or... more

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One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang.walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first,... more

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One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her... more

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President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter. "Its me, Bill Clinton". "W... more

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Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.... more

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Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them tha... more

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So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "Youre going to spend eter... more

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St Peter is standing at heavens gate when a man walks up."Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?""I w... more

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St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral ground... more

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St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven."Why do you deserve to pa... more

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There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wan... more

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This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the... more

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This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of... more

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Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation.They are all asked, "When you are in your cask... more

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Three college football coaches were flying across the country when their airplane crashed and all three died. They all n... more

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Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their presen... more

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Three men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter.St. Peter: Hi, whats your name?Paul: My name is Paul.St. Pete... more

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Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On... more

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Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, "I will ask... more

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Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter h... more

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Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he as... more

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Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This reminds me of Finnegan," remarke... more

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Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "Im sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions arent ready ye... more

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !... more

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Why did the angel lose her job? She had harp failure.... more





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