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"Do you love me more than you love sleep?""I cant answer now. Its time for my nap!"... more

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A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. Why dont you play with your friends? he asked.Because I only have one friend, th... more

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A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand pints of blood. Police are still hunting for t... more

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A girl walked over to her neighbors for her morning chat session. When she got there, her neighbor remarked how tired sh... more

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A guy goes to a girls house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the... more

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A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, its my mothers birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for h... more

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A magician was employed by a Shipping Line to entertain the passengers during cruises. The captain owned a parrot which... more

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A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?""I paid through the nose!" h... more

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A man is hired by the circus to perform a necessary but rather unpleasant task. He is asked to walk behind the elephants... more

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A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader, "Could you read my palm?" He shows his hand to her, and she sa... more

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A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles;... more

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A man went in to the bank and asked to see the man who arranged the loans. Im sorry, sir, said a cashier, the loan arran... more

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A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash flow because of the dwindling number of monk... more

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A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the desk. The bride was in tears, and... more

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A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very exc... more

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A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guys photograph, questioned h... more

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A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business fo... more

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A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a... more

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A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a h... more

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A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother hes fallen in loveand going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, Im... more

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A young man was strolling down a street. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of peopl... more

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Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried to locate a tailor. The first tailor he vis... more

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After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and marvels they had seen. "I didnt think much of... more

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After wedding a young couple rented a town house in a large complex. Concerned about a leak in an upstairs bathroom, you... more

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An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it... more

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An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scot... more

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At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. He immediately began paying her court and flat... more

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At the end of camp, Julie won the prize for neatest trunk. Her mother was amazed.How did your trunk get so neat? she ask... more

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At the scene of a bank raid the police officer came running up to his inspector and said, "He got away, sir!" The inspec... more

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Bank manager: Im sorry, sir, you cant open an account with this sort of money. Theyre wooden pieces! Lumberjack: But I o... more

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Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an imm... more

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Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, Benny the Rod. Benny... more

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Bill and Steve are enjoying a beer and discussing the possibility of love. "I thought I was in love three times," Bill s... more

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Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake?Betty: Thats impossible. A garter snake is not poiso... more

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Camper: Theres a leak over my bunk!Counselor: Dont complain. It only leaks when it rains.... more

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Camper: Theres a leak over my bunk!Counselor: Shh! Dont make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.... more

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Camper: Theres a leak over my bunk!Counselor: Thats what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!... more

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Clown: Why are you wearing such a large shirt?Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.... more

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Coleman moved to Wyoming and was sitting in the unemployment office applying for a job. "Have you any experience in coal... more

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Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, its not broken, the batterys flat. Well, what shape should it be?... more

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Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds. Tony and Steve were lying in their tent.That was a terrible thunder and lighten... more

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Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library? Both the books got burned, and one hadnt even been coloured in yet.... more

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Did you hear about the ghouls favorite hotel? It had running rot and mould in every room.... more

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Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?... more

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Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide.... more

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Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid? He was totally bow-gus!... more

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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?... more

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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?... more

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Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? "Genius has its limits."... more

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Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.... more





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