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"Can you read Chinese?" "Yes, but only when its printed in English."... more

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"How come youre only watering half your lawn?" a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident. "I just heard there was a... more

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"Say, your house is burning.""Thats okay. I got enough lumber in the attic to build a new one."... more

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"What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?" "He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayo... more

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"Why do rednecks act like such morons? "Who says theyre acting?"... more

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A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary schools drug policy last week... more

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A boy went into the local department store where he saw a sign on the escalator - Dogs must be carried on this escalator... more

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A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack.The younge... more

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A man in a swimming pool was on the very top diving board. He poised, lifted his arms, and was about to dive when the at... more

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A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. He was shown an especially fine one which he liked the look of, but he was p... more

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A silly boy spent the afternoon with some friends, but when the time came for him to leave, a terrific storm started wit... more

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A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop. School principal For... more

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A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said, "Its worse than I thought. It... more

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A stupid man was struggling out of his house with a big table. His neighbor said to him, "Hello, Harry. Where are you go... more

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According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Inter... more

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After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic.... more

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An army sergeant told Private Perkins to go to the end of the line. He did, but then returned. "I thought I told you to... more

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An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the de... more

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An idiotic laborer was told by an equally idiotic foreman to dig a hole in the road. "And what shall I do with the earth... more

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An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller... more

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An Irishman saw a notice outside a police station which read: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY. So he went in and applied for the... more

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And then there was the Newfie who was found dead in his jail cell with twelve bumps on his head. Hed tried to hang himse... more

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Calvin went to Pearsons Pet Shop to complain that his canary wouldnt sing. "File the beak just a little," said the owner... more

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Carmella and Mario were out on their first date. "Have you ever read Shakespeare?" asked Carmella. "No," said Mario. "Wh... more

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Chaffee could talk on any subject whether he knew anything about it or not. Mostly he didnt. One day his neighbor Nibley... more

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Delmer: Howd you like the play last night over at the high school? Parley: I only seed the first act, but not the second... more

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Did you hear about the Baton Rouge bride who cancelled the wedding when she heard her friends were planning to give her... more

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Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain who was two hours late for work because the escalator got stuck?... more

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Did you hear about the dimwit who was so dumb he thought Gatorade was welfare for crocodiles?... more

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Did you hear about the dimwit who went to visit his girlfriend and found she didnt have very much on? He went back nine... more

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Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the candle?... more

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Did you hear about the dumb father who returned from lunch and saw a sign on his door, "Back in 30 minutes," so he sat d... more

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Did you hear about the Finn who spent a fortune building a storm cellar in case there was an earthquake.... more

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Did you hear about the fool who keeps going round saying "no"? No. Oh, so its you!... more

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Did you hear about the Georgia accountant who absconded with all the accounts payable?... more

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Did you hear about the guy from Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which part of the olive to thro... more

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Did you hear about the hillbilly who asked his friends to give him their burnt-out light bulbs. He wanted to start a dar... more

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Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store tobuy a chain saw ?He said I want one that will cut do... more

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Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled "Church Preference" he fille... more

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Did you hear about the idiot who invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?... more

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Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water? He thought they would lay hard boiled eggs.... more

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Did you hear about the idiot who planted Cheerios in his backyard? He thought they were donut seeds.... more

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Did you hear about the Iranian terrorist who switched off the fans of his stolen helicopter because he couldnt stand the... more

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Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to swim the English channel? Halfway across he decided he couldnt make it so h... more

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Did you hear about the Mexican bricklayer who went crazy trying to lay a cornerstone in a roundhouse.... more

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Did you hear about the Montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a safety match?... more

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Did you hear about the Murfreesboro muddlebrain whose father told him about the birds and the bees? The next day, the Te... more

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Did you hear about the Oklahoma idiot who married an American Indian? They had a baby and wanted to name it to reflect b... more

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Did you hear about the Omaha mother who got tired of putting name tags on her sons shirts, so she had his name legally c... more

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Did you hear about the Puerto Rican secretary who was getting so experienced she could type twenty mistakes a minute?... more





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