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1st vampire: How things? 2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying Im overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood b... more

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An Irishman went into a post office to see if there were any letters for him. "Ill see, sir," said the clerk. "What is y... more

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An old lady walked in to the post office to buy stamps and as she was short-sighted the clerk offered to stick the stamp... more

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Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seems very large. Well, Gran... more

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Betty was scribbling industriously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what she was drawing. "Im not... more

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Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California cotton mill. One morning the foreman came along and found Braxton reading a... more

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Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears. "Whats the matter?" asked... more

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Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didnt know who it... more

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Have you ever seen a duchess? Yes - its the same as an English "s"... more

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His girlfriend returned all his letters.I bet she marked them "second class male !"... more

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How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West? By Bony Express.... more

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How does a ghost start a letter? Tomb it may concern.... more

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How many letters are there in the alphabet?Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.... more

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I got an anonymous letter today. Oh, really - who was it from?!... more

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Josh sent a letter to his folks. He told about a ten-mile hike he had taken.His father wrote back saying, In my day I th... more

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Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I dont know who its from.... more

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Q: Why did the witchs mail rattle? A: It was a chain letter.... more

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Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is . . . Teacher: No, Fred. You must always say "I am." Fred... more

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What 8-letter word has one letter in it?Envelope.... more

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What did the envelope say to the stamp?"Stick with me and well go places."... more

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?"Ive become attached to you."... more

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What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter? Best vicious . . .... more

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses.... more

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What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ?Pen Gwyn !... more

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What does an envelope say when you lick it?Nothing. It just shuts up.... more

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What girls name is like a letter?Kay (K).... more

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers? Fang mail.... more

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What letter is like a vegetable?The letter P.... more

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What letter should you avoid?The letter A because it makes men mean.... more

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What letter stands for the ocean?The letter C.... more

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What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail, of course!... more

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What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?LO... more

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What two words have thousands of letters in them?Post office.... more

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What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?Stone.... more

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What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it?Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.... more

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Whats a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?Its a dead letter day.... more

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Whats the definition of a school report? A poison pen letter from the principal.... more

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When is a letter damp?When it has postage due (dew).... more

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Where do ghosts mail their letters?At the ghost office.... more

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Where do you put letters to boys?In a mail (male) box.... more

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Which two letters are rotten for your teeth? D K... more

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Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?MT (empty) .... more

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Who does Dracula get letters from? His fang club.... more

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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office wont send them... more

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Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell properly.... more

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Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?They want to catch the last goal-post !... more

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Why do postmen carry letters?Because the letters cant go anywhere by themselves.... more

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Why is the letter "t" so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect.... more

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Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?Because it is in the middle of TNT.... more





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