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"Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?" asked Rupert. "Okay," replied his father, "but dont stand too close."... more

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"Dad, do you believe in Buddha?" "Why, of course, but I think margarine is just as good."... more

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"Dad, why do you write so slow?" asked Dennis. "I have to," replied his father. "Im a slow reader."... more

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"Dad," said Rickey, "what is electricity?" "Uh," replied his father, "I dont really know too much about electricity." A... more

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"Honey," said Mrs. Beldon to her husband,"Lesters teacher says he ought to have an encyclopedia." "Encyclopedia, my eye!... more

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"Papa, who was Hamlet?" "You birdbrain! Bring me the Bible and Ill show you who he was."... more

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"Son, you sure do ask a lot of questions," said the father. "Id like to know what would have happened if Id asked as man... more

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"What are you reading?" demanded the father of his seven-year-old. "A story about a cow jumping over the moon," was the... more

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A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the d... more

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A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child.After everything... more

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A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section,... more

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A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is thi... more

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A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly being asked to look for things they couldnt find. Most of the time these it... more

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A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "Im thirsty. Can you bring me a drink... more

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A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the... more

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A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: "Thats the ugliest baby Ive ever seen."In a huff, the woman sla... more

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A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have Eyes of Bl... more

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An irate father stormed into the principals office. "I demand to know," he screamed, "why my son Winslow was given a zer... more

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At dinner, Seth said to his father, "Dad, I got into trouble at school today and its all your fault.""Hows that?" asked... more

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Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy suddenly blurted out,"Gee, youre dumb, Mom. Y... more

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Boy: Dad, Dad, come out. My sisters fighting this ten foot gargoyle with three heads.Dad: No, Im not coming out. Shes go... more

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Come here, you greedy wretch. Ill teach you to eat all your sisters birthday chocs.Its all right Dad, I know how !... more

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Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ?Son: Well, you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christma... more

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Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father ?They called him Dad !... more

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Down at the office Bostwick boasted to one of his buddies,"My son Arthur is smarter even than Abraham Lincoln. Arthur co... more

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During a flood in a small Ohio town, a young girl was perched on top of a house with a little boy. As they sat watching... more

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Father: " I know the answer to your bad grades. Youre spending too much time watching television." Son: " Im sorry, youl... more

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Father: Dont you think our son gets his brains from me? Mother: Probably, dear. I still have all of mine.... more

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Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class.Teacher: But shes top of the class.Father: Thats why I th... more

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Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m.. Son: Dad, at your age, he... more

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For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even pr... more

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For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at... more

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Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.The nurse arrived an... more

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Girl: Mom, mom a monsters just bitten my foot off. Mom: Well, keep out of the kitchen, Ive just washed the floor.... more

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Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father: Ok ask.Son: When a doctor do... more

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Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, wh... more

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Mrs. Ellis came home from work one evening to find her three-year-old son lighting up a cigar. She raced into the kitche... more

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Mrs. Filmore returned home from a business trip and asked her husband, "How did Greg do on his history exam?" "Oh, not s... more

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Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven oclock." She said, "But Father, Im no longer a child!" He said,... more

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NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed a little boy and two days later sent him home with a ransom note. His parents immediately... more

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Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureens father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage. "Sir," he blurted out,... more

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On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational ps... more

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Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale. Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is m... more

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Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?A: I dont know son, Im still paying for it.... more

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Son: What is an autobiography? Father: Er, the story of an automobile.... more

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Son: Where are the Himalayas? Father: If youd put things away, youd know where to find them.... more

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Tad looked up from the book on ancient history he was reading and asked his father, "Pop, whats a millennium?" "Well," h... more

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Talbot and his son James were called to Mrs. Cren-shaws classroom. "Mr. Talbot," said the teacher, "I asked James Who sh... more

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Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his fathers annoyance.Teddy, he called, how many more times have I got to... more

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The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," the mother lectured him... more





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