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"Ill have to report you, sir," said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense... more

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"Now as I understand it, Sir," said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the accident... more

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"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.""Youre wrong, officer, its only my hat that makes me look... more

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- Santa Claus, one smart and one stupid policeman are walking together when they spotted hundred dollars on the ground.... more

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A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she coul... more

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.The three women... more

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A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D.... more

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A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the drivers license, the driver argued, "Speeding??... more

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A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin?... more

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A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?" Sister: "Sir,... more

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A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop.After... more

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A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer asked, "Can you describe... more

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A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this:Q: Officer, did you s... more

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A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer duringa felony trial - it went like this:Q. Officer, did you see... more

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A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six... more

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A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.The cop asked the farmer, "Didnt you know it... more

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A farmer whos been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensa... more

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A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that... more

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A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.When the... more

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A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted speed limit. Since hes in a good mood th... more

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A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. "You just wont be... more

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A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. You just wont bel... more

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A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City be... more

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A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further hes stopped by a police officer. Officer: "Good... more

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A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?""No," says the cop."What about all these other cars... more

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A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge.The judge said, "What will you take....30 days or $30."The man r... more

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A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However,... more

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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before."Youll... more

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A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding. As he was giving he... more

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A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A $40 speeding ticket was included.Being... more

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A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man lo... more

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A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessies house, and grandpa Morris gets out.The polite policeman explained that... more

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A police man was on duty one night and he headed up to "Make outMountain" to try to catch some couples in the act.When h... more

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A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until hes topping 100 mph... more

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A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see your drivers license?Dr... more

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A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the guys window and says... more

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A police officer stopped a young man for speeding. He stepped out of his patrol car, adjusted his sunglasses, and swagge... more

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.She replied in a huff,... more

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A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four h... more

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A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 yea... more

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A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasnt getting many. Then he discovered the problem-a 10-year o... more

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A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces are a... more

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A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir,... more

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A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window... "Pul... more

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A policeman stops a car and suggests an apparently drunken fellow to take a breath test. He blows, the thing shows: posi... more

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A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."The w... more

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A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a su... more

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A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them... more

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A seargent is interviewing three cadets who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a su... more

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A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifte... more





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