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"And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?" the priest asked at confession. "I might as well confess t... more

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A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. "Oh Lord," prayed the... more

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A big, burly man visited the pastors home and asked to see the ministers wife, a woman well known for her charitable imp... more

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A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and... more

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A Christian man had just died and was on his way to heaven. When he got to the gates of heaven he met an angel. The ange... more

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A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew t... more

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A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The mans tie was stained, his face was s... more

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A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he for a long time.The dog finally died... more

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A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to Mrs. Finkelstein, "... more

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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to s... more

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A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of their orders. Suddenly,... more

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A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and hes in serious financial trouble... more

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A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night at a fashionable resort - one that didn... more

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A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked around to look at the... more

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A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in line to see St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.St. Pete... more

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A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place... more

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A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.God, he prayed, I really want a car.Jumping up and dashing to the... more

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A little girl spoke to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a... more

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A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy" she said "Can we leave n... more

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A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said. "Can we leave... more

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A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The End is Near! Turn yourself aro... more

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A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New York City.He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gat... more

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A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling... more

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A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register he saw a display of caps with "WWJD"print... more

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A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon,... more

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A minister was asked by a politician,"Name something the government can do to help the church."The minister replied, "Qu... more

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A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lords Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it aft... more

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A Nun and her friend, Sarah were playing golf. Sarah misses a 3 foot putt and yells, "Goddamn it, missed the bugger!" an... more

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A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellows absence after... more

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A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, Id ta... more

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A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, Idtak... more

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A preacher, who shall we say was "humor impaired," attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for... more

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A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, s... more

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A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from each other. Since their schedulesintertwine... more

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A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend... more

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A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service. His surplus was very or... more

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A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans over and asks, "So how high can you advance in... more

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A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers asked the students to learned one fact about Jesus by the following Sunday. The... more

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A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was consta... more

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A young lad was visiting a church for the first time, checking all the announcements and posters along the walls.When he... more

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After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, Ive decided Im going to be a ministe... more

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An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat.Instead of buying anew one, he decided he would go... more

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An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anythingfor a while thePriest knocked on the wall. The drun... more

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An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his banker and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home.Whe... more

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An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today." "Seven hear... more

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And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?"And His disciples answered unto Him, "Master, thou art th... more

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As Bill was approaching mid-life, physically he was a mess. Not only was he going bald, but years of office work had giv... more

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At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, "What mustwe do before we can expect... more

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At what time of day was Adam born? Just before Eve.... more

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Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are y... more





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