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A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started... more

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An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?""How would you feel," the astronout replied, "if you we... more

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First Spaceman: Im hungry.Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !... more

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.... more

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How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ?They play astronauts and crosses !... more

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I want to be an astronaut when I grow up.What high hopes you have !... more

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If an athlete gets athletes foot, what does an astronaut get?Missile toe.... more

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If athletes get athletes foot, then what do astronauts get? Missile toe.... more

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President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," said the four-star general,... more

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Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?... more

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Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to go ins... more

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Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane. The first thing... more

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Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass, mumb... more

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Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ?You see, it had no atmosphere !... more

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Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed... more

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What did the alien say to the gas pump ?Dont you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when Im talking to you !... more

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What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm? Take me to your breeder !... more

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What did the astronaut see on his skillet?Unidentified frying (flying) objects.... more

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What did the metric alien say ?Take me to your litre !... more

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What do astronauts put on their toast? Space Jam.... more

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What do astronauts wear to bed?Space Jammies!... more

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What do you call a loony spaceman ?An astronut !... more

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What do you call a sick extraterrestrial?An ailin alien.... more

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What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !... more

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What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.... more

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What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?e-t.... more

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What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?e-t.... more

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What do you call an overweight ET ?An extra cholesterol !... more

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What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?Something from another universe -ity !... more

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What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?Gravi-tea !... more

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What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?He blasts off:... more

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What is an astronomer?A night watchman with a college education.... more

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ?At parking meteors !... more

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors.... more

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Where do Martians drink beer ?At a mars bar !... more

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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?The one with the biggest head.... more

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Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !... more

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Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !... more

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Why did the boy become an astronaut ?Because he was no earthly good !... more

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Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good.... more

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Why didnt the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.... more

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Why dont astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? Because theyve just had a big launch.... more

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Why dont astronauts keep their jobs very long? Because as soon as they start they get fired.... more





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