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"And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two."No thank you,"... more

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"I cant believe it," said the tourist. "Ive been here an entire week and its done nothing but rain. When do you have sum... more

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"Look, guide, here are some LION tracks.""Good. You see where they go and Ill find out where they came from."... more

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"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait, someone else is using it."... more

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"Room service? Send up a larger room."... more

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"Were you in Paris on your vacation?""I dont know, my wife got the tickets."... more

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A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fi... more

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A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendan... more

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A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be chea... more

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A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Americas. Their guide p... more

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A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotels clerk about the time of meals."Breakfast is served... more

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A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood... more

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A German tourist walks into a McDonalds in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDona... more

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A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. T... more

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A huge American car screeched to a halt in a sleepy English village, and the driver called out to a local inhabitant, "S... more

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A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East. Over the public address system, the Captain... more

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A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audiencewould bedifferent each week, so the magician allow... more

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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial... more

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A man arrived at a seaside hotel where he had made a reservation rather late at night. All the lights were out, so he kn... more

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A man is walking down the street when he sees a sign in the window of a travel agency that says CRUISES - $100. He goes... more

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A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting... more

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A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote:"I would very much... more

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A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night. The manager immediately recognized them for... more

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A pair of tourists were out in the fields when they discovered an abandoned well near an old farm house. Of course theyr... more

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A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life, and goes up to his room. Five minutes later he calls the de... more

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A police officer was amazed to see a hiker walking along the road carrying a sign which read "To Seattle." "What are you... more

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A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under the hood. About fiv... more

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A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. "Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator wont attack you if you... more

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A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and anolder gentleman peering in the shop window at the post... more

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A traveler became lost in the Sahara desert. Realizing his only chance for survival was to find civilization, he began w... more

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A traveller pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwor... more

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An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he no... more

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An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inquire about the people... more

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An American tourist travelling in Limerick came across a little antique shop in which he was lucky enough to pick up, fo... more

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During my stay at an expensive hotel in New York City, I woke up in the middle of the night with an upset stomach. I cal... more

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Father OMally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he decides to take a vacation. He has never b... more

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Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy?Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.... more

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Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.BECAUSE: What are the... more

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How can you tell elephants love to travel ?They are always packing their trunk !... more

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I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown.started to explain the length of the flight and the passportinfor... more

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In Alaskas National Forests, a tourists guide was giving a talk to a group of tourists about hiking in grizzly bear terr... more

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Joan, who was rather well-proportioned, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a... more

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Mrs Jones: Now, remember, children, travel is very good for you. It broadens the mind. Betty, muttering: If youre anythi... more

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On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesnt tr... more

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Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?Driver: I love to travel.... more

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Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.... more

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Someone -- always a man -- always asks, "does theship run on generators?" The Cruise Director usuallytells them, "No, we... more

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Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathes worried about getting real seasick. The doctor tells... more

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Teacher: Id like a room, please. Hotel Receptionist: Single, Sir? Teacher: Yes, but I am engaged.... more

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The frightened tourist: "Are there any bats in this cave?"The guide: "There were, but dont worry, the snakes ate all of... more





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