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Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ?It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, Whos a p... more

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Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!... more

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Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart?He had loved in vein.... more

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Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend.... more

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Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.... more

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Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.... more

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Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? Hes looking for a crypt writer.... more

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Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!... more

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Doctor, doctor, I think Ive been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it make me better? No, but Ill be... more

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How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.... more

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How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name, address and blood group.... more

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How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.... more

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How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner.... more

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How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap.... more

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How does a vampire get through life with only one fang? He has to grin and bare it.... more

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How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton.... more

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How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces.... more

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MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.... more

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One vampire to the other : " Lets go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner"!... more

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Two men were having a drink together. One said, "Id rather live with a vampire than with my wife." "Whys that?" asked th... more

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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?He cut all his fingers off !... more

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What do vampire footballers have at half-time?Blood oranges.... more

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What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels.... more

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What do vampires have at eleven oclock every day?A coffin break.... more

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What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead.... more

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What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire.... more

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What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?Mack-u-la !... more

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What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.... more

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What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.... more

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What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?Jack-u-la !... more

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ?Something that goes straight for the juggler !... more

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?Something you wouldnt want to unwrap !... more

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail? I dont know but it would slow him down.... more

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The worlds slowest vampire.... more

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster.... more

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?A bite in shining armor.... more

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What do you think of Dracula films? Fangtastic!... more

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What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat.... more

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What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!... more

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What does Dracula say to his victims? Its been nice gnawing you.... more

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What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact? Well, fangcy that!... more

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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!... more

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What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.... more

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What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, "Whos a pretty... more

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What has webbed feet and fangs? Count Quackula.... more

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What is a vampires favorite sport? Batminton.... more

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What is a vampires favourite soup ?Scream of mushroom !... more

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What is Draculas favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.... more

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What is Draculas favorite pudding? Leeches and scream.... more

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What is the American national day for vampires?Fangsgiving Day.... more





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