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Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps
Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box
Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk
Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money
Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."
Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers
Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"
Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp
Yo Momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps
Yo Momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo Momma so poor she drives a peanut
Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning
Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus
Yo Momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, "Pick a corner, any corner."
Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet
Yo Momma so poor the building society repossed her cardboard box
Yo Momma so poor she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch
Yo Momma so poor she can't even afford to go to the free clinic
Yo Momma so poor I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!"
Yo Momma so poor I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Yo Momma so poor when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo Momma so poor she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry
Yo Momma so poor I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying - "Who knocked???"
Yo Momma so poor I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence
Yo Momma so poor when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she groule - "Don't use the good china"
Yo momma so poor I went to the park and stepped on a lit cigarette and she said "Who turned off the heat"
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even put her two cents in this conversation

 

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