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Yo mamma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application
Yo momma so ugly and fat, Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her
Yo momma so ugly even the elephant man paid to see her
Yo momma so ugly even the tide won't take her out
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone
Yo momma so ugly her dentist treats her by mail-order
Yo momma so ugly her face is closed on weekends
Yo momma so ugly her face was on fire and I had to use a snow shovel to put it out
Yo momma so ugly her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo momma so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot
Yo momma so ugly her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel
Yo momma so ugly her pillow cries at night
Yo momma so ugly her shadow gave up
Yo momma so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats
Yo momma so ugly I can't even make a joke out of it
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound
Yo momma so ugly I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back.
Yo momma so ugly if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away
Yo momma so ugly if ugly were bricks, she'd have her own projects
Yo momma so ugly if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it
Yo momma so ugly it looks like she got hit with a hot sack of nickels
Yo momma so ugly it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym
Yo momma so ugly it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries
Yo momma so ugly my dog took one look at her and ran away
Yo momma so ugly people at the circus pay money not to see her
Yo momma so ugly people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her
Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween
Yo momma so ugly people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen

 

 

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