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| Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more
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| The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.The problem with mathematicians is that t... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.He said it said "Fil... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Which kind of ink do you put in your computers printer? Black, Red or Iced?Iced Ink?Well, yes you do, but I didnt want t... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What does a proud computer call his little son?A: A microchip off the old block.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: I think Ive got a bug in my computer.Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise?Customer: Yes.Repairma... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: Whats the best way to accelerate a Mac?A: 9.81 m/s2... more
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