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| A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a n... more
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2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What did the mouse say to the webcam?Cheese.... more
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3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am t... more
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4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: Which way did the programmer go?A: He went DATA way!... more
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5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... more
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6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more
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7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workst... more
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8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out tha... more
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9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the... more
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10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| "This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP sa... more
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