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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road onenight when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners whathad happened. About one hour later Bill sees his driver staggering back to thecar with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes allripped and torn. "What happened to you?" asked Bill."Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar andhis 19-year-old daughter made mad passionate love to me.""My God, what did you tell them?" asks Clinton.The driver replies, "Im Bill Clintons driver, and I just killed the pig."
 
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