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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Scott finally got his girlfriend into bed, and things were going hot and heavy."Slow down, baby," she said. "Foreplay is an art.""You better get your canvas ready soon," he panted, "because Im about to spillmy paint!"
 
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