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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having sex in the middle of the road. Five times on his descent he sounded his horn, but they didnt move. He finally brought the truck to a halt inches from them. The truck driver got out and stormed: "What the hells the matter with you two?.Didnt you hear me? You could have been killed!" The man replied nonchalantly: "Listen, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes."
 
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