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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Henderson bought a new car and, after he left the showroom, decided to catch a movie. When he came out, Henderson noticed hed locked the car and left the keys in the ignition. He telephoned the dealer. "Which is the cheapest window to break?" he asked. "You dont have to break any of the windows," explained the dealer. "Ill come right down with another key and we can open it together." "No, no!" shouted the new car owner. "I gotta know now! Its about to rain and I wanna put the top up!"
 
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