Yo Momma Jokes!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Computer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:149
 
Joke:Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a laptop computer.Youre just run down, let me give you some vitamins.No, thanks. But I could do with some new batteries.
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Computer Jokes:

1.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, provided theres a programmer around to explain... more

2.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of... more

3.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more

4.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of... more

5.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve arou... more

6.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned o... more

7.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?A big mac.... more

8.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Customer: "Wait, that password looks really gray. Im going to type it in again."... more

9.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Want to buy a pocket computer?No, thanks, I already know how many pockets Ive got.... more

10.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Ive been sitting at this computer for hours and I havent seen a single website.Thats because youre supposed to sit facin... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us |