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| Our teacher talks to herself does yours ?Yes, but she doest realise it, she thinks were actually listening !... more
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| How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to t... more
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| When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?Because there are no pupils to see!... more
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| Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!... more
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| Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ?Pupil: Hong KongTeacher: Why do you say that ?Pupil: Th... more
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| Teacher: What is cant short for ?Pupil: Cannot missTeacher: and what is dont short for Pupil: Doughnut !... more
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| Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?Pupil: I get up early !... more
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| Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?About an hour and a half after I arrived at school... more
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| Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So whats so great about that?Its snowing outside!... more
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| Laugh and the class laughs with you.But you get detention alone !... more
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