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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?Jackie: Nine.Teacher: Thats not right, youd have eight.Jackie: No, Teacher, Id have nine. I already have one rabbit at home!
 
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