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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audiencewould bedifferent each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the sametricks over and overagain. There was only one problem: The captains parrot saw the showseach week andbegan to understand how the magician did every trick. Once heunderstood he startedshouting in the middle of the show: "Look, its not the same hat""Look, he is hiding theflowers under the table" "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?" The magicianwas furious but couldnt do anything; it was, after all, the captainsparrot.One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himselfon a piece of woodin the middle of the ocean with the parrot, of course. They stared ateach other with hate,but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and another andanother.After a week the parrot said: "OK, I give up. Wheres the boat?"
 
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