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Category:Travel and tourist jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathes worried about getting real seasick. The doctor tells him,"Just eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock."Steve says, "Will that keep me from getting sick?"The doctor says, "No, but itll look real pretty in the water."
 
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