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Category:Travel and tourist jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A man arrived at a seaside hotel where he had made a reservation rather late at night. All the lights were out, so he knocked on the door. After a long time a light appeared in an upstairs window and a woman called out, "Who are you? What do you want?" "Im staying here!" "Stay there, then," she retorted, and slammed the window shut!
 
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